Randomness!!

If anyone has the answers to these 5 Random things, please let me know....
1. It has been, like what, 10 years since I bought formula. So how does a can of Enfamil Next Step show up in my mailbox? Where were the "freebies" when Frick and Frack were sucking it down?
2. Why does Dakota bark at planes and helicopters? Does he think he can "herd" them to the landing field?
3. Why is it that whenever there is a "HOLIDAY" weekend and a cookout involved, does the only raincloud in the sky open up just as all the food is set out?
4. Have you ever noticed the lever on paper towel dispensers in public restrooms are on the right? Or why is the gear shifter in your car on the right and not the left? Only reason I am asking is that when my right thumb required stitches, my left hand had to "grow" up and take charge. I feel your pain you lefties out there.
5. Why is it on the weekend, I have good hairdays while during the work week, my hair looks like crapola?

5 Things I learned this week...
1. If you are in a conversation and you think everyone knows you are joking around, never assume that everyone knows it and will not be offended!!!
2. It is ok to cry. It doesn't mean you are weak or a sissy. Sometimes there is nothing better than a good cry.
3. Never let your 10 year old have a sleepover or sleepout more than three nights in a roll.....cuz there is "HECK" to pay!!
4. Try not to hit your "SNOOZE" button more than 6 times on a working day. And if you do and you are a lady, there is NOTHING wrong with having a hair-clippy day!!
5. Even if you are having a crapola day, a smile and some chocolate always helps!!